Monday, November 21, 2005

My Thanksgiving Plans

ARE BETTER THAN YOURS

1) Check into cheap motel with hot boyfriend.

2) Take drugs.

3) Spend all Thursday going from diner to diner for various $12 all-inclusive Thanksgiving specials.

4) Drink, do naughty things.

Repeat steps 2 and 4 until the Monday morning sun rises.

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