Taradise Lost

So I was just looking at the new Tara photo shoot. A lot of people were saying she looks pretty good in these, but i seriously, she looks like Bo Derek fucked Morgan Fairchild and gave birth to an alien. her giant boobs are okay, but we all know what her nipples look like, and it's worse that in this shot they're under under her armpits (I didn't read The Da Vinci Code but shouldn't they be like, kinda on the front of the boob?). Her stomach is completely deformed - it looks like she either had some kidneys or other organs sliced out, or like a couple of ferrets are constantly crawling around her tummy, and her eyes have more darkness in them than all of the Harry Potter movies combined. No love.