My friend, co-worker, apple geek, St. Nicks companion, et al Melisssslisss (pictured like two posts below!) has become a hipster icon. First she was featured on Gawker with the fake David Cross in a meatpacking bar, and now she's officially made it, she's a VICE DO:
Oh Lord. When nerds discover their inner babe and unleash about a decade of unused libido on to the world it makes every hot girl you know seem like a haggard old spinster whose pussy is sealed shut with venereal warts. This girl would be the Fabregé Egg of blowjobs.
All true, but I've been saying it for years. Link