Licentious Lisps & Salacious... ya know.

Happy birthday kiki you fucker! loves ya! xox

• To all the elitist queens who parade around with ego and pretension: Your number is coming up.
  
  
• Crotch trimming = effeminate? I trim because it’s comfortable.
  
  
• Just because I’m living with a successful wealthy older woman doesn’t mean I’m a gold-digger! So, next time you see us at the grocery store, don’t ask if she’s buying me organic baby formula!
  
  
• Reality Check! How can you sit in the chatroom telling me how I am wasting my life in a bar? At least I actually get out of my house and risk rejection in the real world. Unplug your computer and hold a real conversation, face to face, some day.
  
  
• Yes I have heard the word “professional.” Prostitutes are professionals, too, so it’s not about education or skills, it’s about how much you are compensated when you get fucked!
  
  
• Restroom tip #29: Ladies, before returning to the bar area, make sure your lipstick isn’t smudged and you've wiped the blow from your nose.
  
  
• How come when a woman is interested in me, she gives me her phone number? This is stupid. If she wants to ask me out or have sex, she needs to ask for my number and then give me a call. I’m not going to do her pursuing for her.
  
  
• I love seeing immaculate hiking boots on people. They’d have more character — and so would you — if they were actually used on a mountain trail now and then.
  
  
• People who use looks to judge their superiority often end up paying for a lot of plastic surgery to keep their illusion of superiority.
  
  
• Reality check of the day: There are older women who are assholes and there are younger women who are assholes. Stop limiting yourself to appearances and types. You are the only one who loses.