Joint Custody

Is that a kitty in my toga or am I just happy to see you?
I would be happy to see your kitty in my toga. zing.

I tell people that I'm shy and they kinda don't get it. There is only one pictures of me before two years ago - nothing to document ninety-five percent of my life, and very truly I hate [looking at] myself just as much now as ever. But A) it's hard to hide from yourself when you have constant documentation (no excuses), and B) the ladies love a man who knows how to treat a pussy.