The Gardener is Coming

I read The Great Gatsby when I was a junior in high school and I guess it would be misleading to say that I wish that I become Jay Gatsby, but I guess I've just seen him as the most favorable prototype of my destiny [the best possible outcome, as dismal as that seems]. I don't even like to dance. The Daisy Buchanan thing is almost too sweet for candy (self-fulfilling prophecy or observer-expectancy effect... he was our only unwed president). I swear I'm a good driver... I just hope someone cooler than am Waterson attends.

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