Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Fly Like An Eagle

Fly Like An Eagle

Okay, so wait... honestly, whose jeans are cooler? His are all faded and slouchy, but they have that european drape that makes them something special. Like when robbie williams wears a leopard g-string and it's more in than gay.

Ya heard it here first(ish)! Restoring my hope that a pudgy, homo-e metrogay geek can can find his way into Stacy's Mom's "stacy!" All i need to cross the finish line is a more cocaine diet, daddy's millions to lure her back to my gingerbread house, and... fuck, this is the tough one... a fucking British t'wang. Fucking slappers! always falling onto a dude's cock just because he sounds like Fawlty Towers... Boo to chicks.

Oh! And why does mariah carey have the number one song in the country right now?!


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