Monday, January 09, 2006

Red White & Ewww!

Red White & Ewww!

So this may be catering to the lowest class, but by lowest class, I

mean girls who wear shitty poorman's juicy white stretch pants in public, particularly when there's a possibility that they're surfing the crimson wave. Ewww! John Waters [famously?] said in his docu-biopic, "I'm sorry, but if you wear white after Labor Day, just don't think we can be friends." Unless she's a HUGE South Park fan, there's just no excuse... Kudos to Jack Black for fucking her in a rodeo stall (or doing whatever it is he's doing back there.

Remember when I loved you with all my heart and you meant the world to me?! Your luck can change just that fast baby!


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