Kristen, Cavalierly

Seriously, she's spunky and silly and smartish and pretty... but she looks more and more like another So Cal Kiki everyday. I know some people will hate on that, but I don't think it's a bad thing (and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that she's in/on Maxim, just look at her!). On that note, Get The Party Started may be the worst show ever. I tried to sit through it - i really did, but that douchface dude, the two lizzie grubman knockoffs and the absurdity of the unlikable subjects makes it intolerable.

If i had time i would explain a few new reasons why I hate lindsay lohan (hint: besides her fugly face and raspy voice), but we'll leave it at this - You're only a victim when you make yourself one, we all have shitty lives but it's like i've always said, "If life gives you AIDS, make lemonaides!" And blowing rails & getting titmoused doesn't qualify you as someone who can help people with substance abuse issues, it just means you like like cocaine & vodka as much as they do (for more on that though, read up on logical fallacies). Ryan Seacrest isn't gay and Calista Flockhart looks a lot like Emily. We all wrote off Hilary Duff a long time ago, but i think she's in a unique position in hollywood - she might actually go further if she doesn't open her mouth!

Joey, if you're out there, I need some Vent. I need it!

(ps: the link is really worth it!)

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